In a perfect world, we would see headlines informing us that our Constitution is being observed and respected in Washington; that the federal government is extremely limited; that our individual liberties are being preserved; that the obscene levels of federal spending and borrowing have been eliminated; that bureaucracy’s cancerous growth has ceased; and that political correctness is nothing more than a sad, bizarre chapter in our past.
In the leftists’ perfect world, these are the headlines we would see.
Headlines from Utopia is a satirical “news” site designed to entertain conservative and libertarian readers by poking fun at (big) government, liberalism, and political correctness. If you can imagine a world run by liberals, statists, and progressives of all stripes, these are the stories you might read about.
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